I found an online database of codes, called ICD-10, which are used for medical insurance in case someone is injured. Some of the fun ones include:

“Burn due to waterskis on fire.”

“Hit by an Orca”

“Encountering Orca second time.”

“Sucked into a jet engine.”

“Problems with the in-laws.”

“Sibling rivalry.”

“Run over by reindeer.”

“Blast effect by nuclear weapon.”

“Struck by duck.”

“Inadequate social skills”

“Bizarre personal appearance”

“Hang glider fire/explosion/collision.”

“Struck by macaw.”