Something I often forget that I, as a grown adult, am allowed to do. Also I forgot about baths.

The problem is that I never feel clean after a bath, and then I want to take a shower to wash the bath off of me, but then I feel like a shitty shithead for using that much water.

Then I rationalize it by how I absolutely do not bathe as much as is considered "normal" for Americans - BUT I DON'T SMELL, AND MY HAIR DOESN'T OIL! No one knows. They are always surprised to learn.