Inane! (I am SO happy to be inane!): I'm sure the rest of the civilized world is tired of mango salsa by now, but I'm in the definition of "flyover state" and hadn't bothered to make it yet, after that watermelon salsa I made like 8 years ago turned out to be really good, but really odd. Mango salsa is like pico de gallo for people who don't like tomatoes (UncleKim is just weird).
Anyway, I loosely followed this recipe (hahaha, I looked at it, then changed it, which is what I do):