Everything about this airport experience has been miserable.

First, I came close to having a full body patdown. I set off the thing because I forgot I was wearing jewelery and had my phone in my pocket. Because I set it off, I was "randomly selected" to either have the patdown, or a full body scan. I went for the scan.

Second, I LOST MY MOTHERFUCKING SCARF.

Third, since I bought some stuff that took up room in my bag I'm wearing a million layers and I'm sweating like a fucking pig.

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At least there's a Starbucks right next to my gate, so I can drink iced coffee and blog.

OH, also a pin DonnaNoble gave me fell off my bag.