God, Kinja. What the hell is your problem, lately? We used to be cool. Now every time you get upset you get all fat-shamey with me in passive-aggressive messages. Yes, I know I'm overweight, but you don't need to go around telling me my "backend" is "unhealthy." Also, I don't think "meditation" with a "guru" is going to help matters - I think you're just being an asshole.