In lieu of a super navel-gazey post, I bring you: the American Beauty Annette Benning freak-out.

My mother is driving me crazy.
The writer in me wants to tell you all about it.

The community member in me knows that it sooooooooo inappropriate for GroupThink's public consumption. Maybe a private blog post? Maybe a lunchtime mojito? To be determined.

In the meantime: tell me your Mommy Dearest Stories. I want them. I need them. I'm doing this on the inside:



Help a sister out.