I wasn't going to share this, but you all need to love my dog for me right now because he just killed two house centipedes* for me and is currently sitting staring at the fridge waiting for the third one to come out. He's been there for five minutes now, patiently waiting for it to come out.
He ate them both so I didn't even have to pick up the mangled carcasses.
He is such a good boy.
ETA: he got the third one!
*DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BUGS I HAVE WARNED YOU.