Ok that sounded weird. I mean, like, your skin. Anyone else dealing with crazy dryness?

My entire body is SO dry. My lips are chapped beyond belief. My eyes are dry, the inside of my nose, my skin overall. I feel like a lizard. A sexy lizard ;)

But seriously. I've been going through lotion and eye drops like underwear and drinking insane amounts of water and nothing is helping.

Anyone else dealing with insane dryness? Got any good solutions for it?

ETA: Even my gorram tattoos are dry and itchy! WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!