It's not even full summer yet. Our air con is still broked from last summer. We have one bigass fan that's a pain to take with me everywhere. The ants are back. Fuckit, I'm gonna eat half a pound of raw salmon on toast.

Cursed weather.

RAW SALMON ON TOAST:

1/2 lb really fresh raw salmon, thinly sliced

1 english muffin, split, toasted, and buttered

Small quantity soy sauce

Wasabi paste, to taste

Lay your salmon on your moofin, drizzle with soy sauce, dab with wasabi. Shove in face.

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