That's the title I went with, for the lack of a better title. I really mean that shit that all your friends would fill out...about themselves, email to you, so you could fill out about yourself AND then you could email it to everyone you knew! So you could tell everyone you knew, what you wanted them to know about you! Let's do it: Copy the questions from below and paste into a comment. Fill in the answers! We'll all read and respond because WE ALL SECRETLY CRAVE TO DO THIS!

  1. What was your first ever screen name? (if part of your name, don't use it)
  2. What was your first ever Kinja/Gawker/Jez screen name?
  3. What's your favorite color? ;-)
  4. Team dog or team dog?
  5. In what month is your birthday?
  6. What's the last movie you watched?
  7. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  8. Coke or Pepsi?
  9. Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
  10. Have you ever had an Ornalanche? Fallen victim to an Ornalanche?
  11. Does your toilet paper fold over or under?

Comment with additional cheesy questions and I will add them to the list!

ETA: NO SHIT TALKING about my post idea! WEST COAST, I AM TIRED! YOU ARE WEARING US OUT! Love you guys!

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