UDPATE: I got an email! After 50 minutes of total dead silence, I got an email! But not from someone in my department...

Also, 2 people just walked by! They didn't stop to say hello or give me candy, but I saw/heard actual live people!

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I have yet to see or hear another human being in the office. It's Monday, right?*

*I've checked the calendar—it seems to be Monday, which I believe is a workday. It also doesn't seem to be a holiday.

Where are all the people? The activity? The normal office sounds?

Am I in another universe? Is it really Saturday and this is a trick of some kind?

Am I me?