It’s my favorite day of the year! I’m 33 now! My mom always said I would stop liking birthdays as I got older, but I still love them just as much as I did when I was a kid. If anyone would like to post adorable animal pictures for me, it would make me so happy. I like all animals except slugs.

Since my wife and I opened up our marriage, I’ve set up dates with four different women. The date I had Sunday went great and I will see her again Friday. Last night’s, which I was very excited about, kind of went disastrously. I don’t think she liked me at all. Oh, well. We’ll see how the others go.

I’m so happy it’s my birthday! Best day ever!