Jezebel has hired my least favorite Jezebel writer of all time.

"I mean, you saw Uma Thurman's "new look": a Macedonian death mask of thread and fillers. Do you need to hasten that terror in the young, dumb, and dewy faced millennials?"

As an interesting aside, The Intercept, of all sites, has an article up entitled, "Leave Uma Thurman Alone." I mean, it's been convincingly established that Uma's "new look" was just very different makeup, but whatever. "Macedonian death mask" was just too good a line not to use! Gross.

FYI: Not sure why you linked the original makeup article rather than the NVC article from today, but whatevs, Kinja.