This Dump is coming to you a little later in the evening than normal so that maybe it'll be a nice treat for some of you bringing sexy back to the dorm/apartment/house after a night out/doing laundry.
In all honesty, today friends, I slept through Groupthink. I had ballet which goes late last night, went for a walk with Mr. BE early this morning and then slept. But, I'm awake now and working on catching up on everything you've done since I checked out last night.
That gif is for yall that seem to love scary stories and Halloween. I do not. Halloween is fine, I hate being scared. My Mom taught me basic "kill someone that touches you" self-defense as a child (read: shove their nose into their sinus cavity). Don't sneak up on me- I can't be held accountable (legally, yes, yes I can).
Apparently, things are a little different over at Whiskey's house- Little Whiskey is through telling us parts 2 & 3 of Bitmore already. I'm going to read it, when it's not raining outside and someone assures me it's actually not overly scary. Otherwise, CONGRATULATIONS Whiskey on having such an imaginative offpsring!
To get the horror show completely out of the way, let's briefly talk about y'all talking about politics:
Tornadosfirstcat pointed out that we, Texas, have another excellent candidate for Lieutenant Governor. Lurkerintheshadow(byNature) is exercising the right to vote by absentee ballot and is happy with the inclusion of more and more languages in the voting process.
Finally, an aptly tagged "Whack-A-Doodle" post by Bloody Jenna introduces to Dr. Ben Carson, who believes Obamacare is "the worst thing since slavery." I don't know how to put this correctly, but that's even where the whack-a-doodle comes in. Dr. Carson is a POC. I can't even "really? really?" him you guys. I don't think he would respond.
On things that make us SQUEE:
ZombiebrideofFluterdale wants to show us a rescue group (really just convince her it's okay to adopt another puppy). It is okay, provided that puppy learns to wear cute sweaters early on, this current Fluterdoggie who won't still still for photo shoots needs to learn, too!
Finally, in FUCK IT, IT's FRIDAY AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF ANYMORE EVEN VAGUE WAYS OF STRINGING THINGS TOGETHER:
MadPigletDisease just got some new, kickass hearing aids! Don't try to be too quiet you sneaky kids and your dog! You're damn quiet beeps and scoots and steps are driving her a little batty while she adjusts! What do other hard of hearing folks do for a job?
ChipISODip wants to know what you think about leggings. I haven't read through the post and comments yet, but I love leggings. And snow boots. Leggings, snowboots and I live in Central Texas. Rainbow FTW!
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Have a great weekend!
Oh yeah, I think some of yall had trouble with Kinja today...I don't know what that's like ;-)