I'm going to burn the house down, I fucking swear.

In the summer, flies just showed up, seemingly out of nowhere. We can't get rid of them. We cleaned everything several times. We cleaned out the fridge. We got a new fridge. We had exterminators come twice. We moved all the furniture to see if maybe something died behind something. We moved the stove to look behind it. We cleaned out the cabinets. Nothing. Nothing anywhere.

No dead things. No fly nests. We can't for the life of us figure out where these flies are coming from or how to get rid of them. We got fly traps, probably about a dozen by this point. They catch tons of flies. There's still tons of flies.

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We don't leave dishes around. There's no food out. We clean the litter box and rabbit's cage frequently. We may have some clutter but we're most certainly not "dirty" people.

We searched my landlord's house. Nothing there either, except that he doesn't have any flies.

I can't. It fucking disgusting and annoying. They're everywhere.