This is on my mind today because, y'know, I officially turn 33 at 6:22pm PDT today, and I'm stuck at work thinking about all the things I should have done today, instead of being responsible.

So let me be the first person to say to you: DO NOT CHOOSE YOUR BIRTHDAY AS THE DAY TO BE AN ADULT. YOU ARE THE SPECIALIST SNOWFLAKE IN ALL THE LAND AND YOU DESERVE A PARTY EXACTLY TO YOUR LIKING.

At least I got cheese fries for lunch.