But this video of the host slamming all of the dudes on the upcoming season is giving me so much life. Omg please tell me the host is always this vicious.

Blake E., 31, an aspiring drummer from Marina del Rey, CA
“Let’s look at Blake, who is 31 years old. Aspiring drummer. Um …” and Chris Harrison takes a long, shady pause here. “I’m an aspiring rock singer, but I think at some point — at 31 — you’re just gonna have to call it a hobby. You can’t say you’re aspiring anymore … It just didn’t happen. But we’ll deal with that later.”