After a troll induced fake seperation, the cheating on her with Katpineapple, and the divorce papers she found. (She is a serial favouriter on twitter okay?!!)We could have just called it quits. But our twitter wife bond just grew stronger, and we have decided to renew our vows.
Here is an 100% accurate transcript of our vows:
Me: I, Izzy, take you Katmelon, to be my wifey, to tweet and to Skype from this day forward, for better or for worse (definitely worse because I'm on twitter a lot), for
richerHA, for poorer, in sickness and in health (except if you keep eating grass and never learning) , to love and to cherish; from this day forward until no wifi do us part. I promise to care for you every day of my life, and always love you despite your hairball problem.
Her: I, Katmelon, take you Izzy, to be my wifey, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or troll, for richer, for poorer (fact: being broke helps you not spend money), in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until different timezone angst do us part. I promise to be worthy of your snapchats and always support you in your revenge trolling endeavours.
Now were off to the honeymoon!