Are you ready guys? Are you sure? Are you absolutely certain without a shadow of a doubt that you are up for the most migraine-inducing, “are you kidding me?!” moment of your week?

Fair warning: Mike. Huckabee.

So, without further ado, click here. And then go get yourself a drink or smoke a cig or cry under your desk.

Excuse me, I’m gonna go listen to Three Little Birds.