The sign simply said “Cold Beer As Cold As Your Ex’s Heart”. It was one of those triangular shaped signs restaurants and stores put outside their doors.

I assume they did not mean beer is 98.6 degrees.

There is so many problems. The heart is not liquid. This comes across as revengeful and cannibalistic. This also comes across as your ex was cold hearted. Does this mean that if the drinker is reason for divorce that they have a cold heart or does it always mean that drinker is the victim.

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It also mostly comes across as misogynistic since I mainly hear cold heart implying women when it comes to divorce and breakups.

So many problems. Oh the food there is not good besides.