I feel so old. Like, I'm pretty sure when I was a kid, one of the reasons I liked him so much is because he seemed my age...

WHERE DOES THE TIME GO GT?!

One minute, you're a cool 7 year old, wearing 2 pairs of socks, doing the Hammer Dance, planning on marrying Vanilli, the next, you're damn near 30, your friends are all pregnant, you need to buy a house, and fucking Jonathan from Who's the Boss has a beard and is getting married.

Sigh. Pour me a drink someone.