I swear my boss takes days off just so she can sit at home obsessing about work, without the actual demands of being in the office distracting her.

She’s sent me a dozen emails asking about totally nonessential things that could absolutely wait until tomorrow when we could just have a conversation, but instead I’m getting an email every 5 minutes. Meanwhile, of course she didn’t respond to an email I sent her asking a specific question about something we had discussed being due today. Because why answer questions about things due today when you could worry about an event taking place at the end of next month.

I’m also sick so my tolerance level is way down. I wish I had a punching bag handy that I could go at for a few minutes.