In her new one-woman show, I'll Eat You Last. She plays legendary Hollywood agent, character and raconteuse, Sue Mengers. Lots of delightful bitchery, Hollywood gossip, and it was great to see the Divine Miss M in such fine form. If you're in New York or its environs and, especially if you're a fan of La Bette, it's a heckuva fun evening.

This dire warning was posted on the scrim, thirty feet across.

IT WAS ALL TRUE.