...texted to me this morning from my adult niece. She's a beautiful dork & I love her so much. They really tickled my funny bone!

Why did the ghost go to the wine store?

for the Boooooos!

Did you hear about the cannibal that was late to the dinner party?

he got the cold shoulder!

What's a witches favorite subject in school?

SPELLING!

Any other good spooky jokes out there, GT?