Come on in, Kinja. Have a seat. You're probably wondering what everyone else is doing here, and why we're all looking so serious. If you look around, you'll see that these are the people who care about you. Everybody's here: whosits, zap, bonnet, NapSauce, Burt — BURT! Put down the vodka. No, put it down. We need to have a serious discussion for a moment.

Kinja...you have a problem. A rampant bugging and crashing problem. You crash constantly, for no discernible reason, and in the most frustrating ways possible. And we need to talk about it, because you're not just hurting yourself, you're hurting the rest of us. I'm going to open up the floor for anyone who has something to say, but first I'd like to share my thoughts.

I first noticed a problem when I was trying to post the other day and...Goddamit Burt, what did I just say about the vodka?! *sigh* Someone else take over for me here.