Got a text this morning from Bonernator that began with “Hypothetically, if I needed to replace our 3 qt saucepan because I burned it...” Sigh.

GT, what is your most spectacular kitchen fail? I’ll start - I did that thing where you use the Crock Pot crock on the stove top, lift it up, the bottom falls out along with all of your delicious slow-cooked short ribs seeping in to your oven burners...