So, you know that seemingly insignificant thing that you suck at so it plagues your life on a near-daily basis? C'mon, I know you do... we all have that thing. Lets share, it'll be cathartic!

My kryptonite: Microsoft Excel. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with Excel... you may as well ask a giraffe to make you a spreadsheet. Despite this fact, my coworkers continue to ask me for Excel help at least once a week because I DON'T KNOW WHY I THINK THEY JUST LIKE TORMENTING ME.

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Other kryptonite = opening tightly sealed jars. It makes me so mad that I fit this weak lady stereotype so perfectly. I'm pretty sure that if I lived alone I'd have to stop buying foods that come in jars. Because I. Cannot. Open them. This is primarily why I was hoping that an inability to open jars might also be Cory Booker's kryptonite.

What about you?

P.S. Thaaaaanks JessPhilopater for putting this idea in my head.