Hi GT,

If you had a time machine, and could travel back in time to have hot, steamy, consensual sex with anyone- who would it be? My short list includes:


-Young Joe Biden
-William Wallace
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
-Alexander Hamilton
-Young Theodore Roosevelt
-Henry VIII when he was young and hot
-Young Liam Neeson

Who would you guys and gals choose to be intimate with throughout the ages? Also, bring condoms. Because. You know. STI testing wasn't around throughout the ages (not that having a STI is anything to be ashamed of, most are curable, all are treatable).

EDIT: I FORGOT YOUNG RICHARD BURTON. FINAL EDIT: Leslie Howard. He helped discover my sexuality. I OWE YOU LESLIE. So they're on the list, too!