I'm worried. I went to bed with the newbie almost four hours ago. My gf went to bed too. Our men folk decided to go out & they're not back yet.
I know they're adults and whatnot, but we have a check-in with the dentist in the morning and also MEXICO.
I can't call them, our text. Ugh.
Also, it's our anniversary.
They better be at the casino or something equally dumb.

Edit—Turns out it was equally dumb. They went to the casino, then out with a friend (read: yes, they knew the guy but the guy is a giant douche), didn't get in until 6:30 this morning, hammered. They will be sad pandas in an hour when it's time to go to the dentist, and later drive back to the States.

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In considering an anniversary trip to the jewelry store to make up for a hung over, worry me half the night, umdude. Harrumph.