Either post a pic or tell us the bottle (or can, in my case) description of the wine you're drinking. If you're not drinking wine, make up a description for what you're drinking.

I'm watching hockey and drinking a can of a wine called Fiction from a winery called Field Recordings. "Heady aromas of blueberry pie, luxurious suede couches, ham panini and unlit menthol cigarettes. Firm tannins anchor flavors of grilled meats, cherry cola, sweet carob and black licorice chews, all cased up together in a cigar humidor. Drink tonight."

I'm including a photo because that shit is so ridiculous that I need proof.

What are you drinking and what does it taste like?