First of all, hello GT! I've been gone since last Thursday. I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving!

Second of all, let's talk about Theodore the Destroyer.


This adorable little asshole. I want to kill him. My neighbors moved out and gave me this little leather chair that matched my couch perfectly, and he destroyed it. I know, I know. His middle name is Destroyer, what did I expect? He just runs up and claws the shit out of it, and crawls all over it using his nails. He just gets a kick out of fucking up this chair. It's ruined. I'm back to having 2 pieces of furniture in my living room.

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UGHGHGHHHHghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What do your asshole pets do that really pisses you off? (And post pictures, duh.)