Guys and gals, I feel like I've been the embodiment of groupthink squalor this morning. So far, I have:

-gotten fast food for breakfast. And not even good fast food breakfast, because I woke up too late for McDonald's breakfast hours.

-thought about what I was going to say to my therapist this week

-masturbated until my vibrator ran out of batteries. Then replaced the batteries and masturbated some more.

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Things I have not done
-cleaned my room, put away my clean laundry, or unpacked from my winter vacation, which I got back from more than 2 weeks ago.

-anything remotely productive

A squalor life for me!