So I’m a house painter (the only girl) and one of my coworkers/friends is an amateur boxer. he’s pretty adorable and today at lunch we’re talking about Magic Mike he starts going on about how he can totally dance and I’ve never seen him pop and lock or dance. so he jumps up and starts dancing (no music) and he’s like

“I could totally be a male stripper... (does some body rolls)... imagine there’s a pole here... (body rolls imaginary pole)...women love this. Nothing manlier than a guy that can dance, amirite? (Dancing) Would I be a player or getting played if I have ten girlfriends and make bank?... (walks towards me with one of those hey baby-intention expressions)...come on, tell

The whole time I’m dying laughing and also like Nah, bro, there are SO MANY more attractive things to do. but he was all “Nah, for sure opposite sex likes to see opposite sex dance, don’t tell me you don’t want five built guys around you...”

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And I conceded that last point but I mean not really.

And then he’s like “Cosmopolitan told me that.”

I say, “Cosmopolitan has terrible advice. and their sex tips suck!”

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He disagrees “Cosmopolitan is like a manual for women! Learn all about them”

And I’m just shaking my head and laughing. he’s a great kid (six years younger than me he’s 24) but OMG.

Laugh with me and hook me up with some decent links that would make way better reading for him than cosmo. puhlease