I just wrote a really cynical, angry rant about what a crappy society I think we're building as of late, but I did not post that here. Instead, I'll be telling you all about that marshmallow my child dropped on the floor under the couch. The marshmallow that set the hearts of a million heretofore unknown ants afire with joy. Tiny, tiny ants all over my living room. For one marshmallow.

Would it work do you think if I attached a very tiny note to a second marshmallow that reads: "Take it and go. Or, I will kill you all"? Or will they ignore that?