I found this embroidery pattern online, and charted it for cross stitch on a larger scale because I wanted to make a throw pillow. I started stitching it, and realized too late that I bought 14 count fabric instead of 18 count, so the whole thing wouldn't fit. Well, the text will fit, but I won't have any room for the blasters on the sides. Just those two words (and the frankly adorable little bee) have taken a week and an entire roll of embroidery floss to complete. So do I toss the whole thing and start over? I could live without the blasters, but that still doesn't leave me much of a seam allowance for sewing. I SUCK AT MAKING THINGS.

But, this picture always cheers me up:

OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH (RIP Macho Man)