Didcha know.microwave ovens spy on you? Yup. Trump’s Alternative Truth Teller Kellyanne Conway says so. So I hope the CIA doesn’t have old photos of me standing in front of the microwave (which we used to have) waiting for a bag of popcorn to pop. At least, phew I was always clothed, hair may have been a mess and unshaven.
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