A town near my where parents live is getting a new pizza place. It is being opened by two people, named Shane and Marco. They have decided to name it S&M Pizza. I’m not sure I am mature enough to ever order pizza from there. “Yes, I’d like a large sausage pizza and a medium spanking”.
I didn’t sleep very well last night, so I was in need of this morning smile.
ETA: Holy crap. Sorry for the duplicate open thread. I literally scrolled down to see if there was one. Saw there was one for Monday and thought “Oh, well it’s Tuesday, so I’ll start one for today.”