Dilemma: I really want Starburst right now, but my workplace only has hippie candy for sale. Do I leave work early to buy a pack to eat while I’m at the salon? This will effectively be my dinner. Relatedly, what candies would make the best color scheme for hair?

I’m just whiny because I’m tired, and people wouldn’t stop messaging me while I was in an important meeting. What are you whiny about today?