No, not really, but I am extremely jealous of him right now. He works at this great children's/YA book shop in Manhattan. I would like to point out that they originally called ME about this job, but I was employed and so I kicked it his way. Since starting there in November he has met over fifty authors including FOUR of my favorite YA/children's authors- Neil Gaiman (who I did get to meet), James Howe, Holly Black, and Lev Grossman.

Today he calls me, because there is a private party at the store tonight. Apparently, John Green is on the list. John Green, for those who don't know, is the incredible author of The Fault in Our Stars which was Time's best book of the year (not just best YA book, but best book period), and he does a YouTube show with his brother Hank Green called vlogbrothers, of which I am a regular viewer (Oh look, there's a new episode I have to go watch).

Long story short, I hate Mr. Fishnets. I hate that he's going to be partying with John Green tonight. I think I'll punch him in his stupid face later.