After a morning of doggy snuggles and brushing, we left the apartment for some lunch.

While we were gone, we were clearly invaded by a hoard of dirty, angry cats. There appear to be moist clumps of kitty litter everywhere! The litterbox is upside down and mostly empty! There are wet smudges of litter clay on every surface below waist height!

FluterDog was obviously trying to help clean up because it's all over her goddamned beard.
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More likely scenario? My dog is a dick.

Beastiewinks would never do this to me. I'm trading them both in for a better pet.