My mom came by yesterday to give me a pretty cool shirt. She said “Since you have a more prestigious position now...” I just gave her the eyebrow and said “I wore jeans each day this past week. I wore one pair three days in a row”

She tried to take the shirt back from me.

*Noklew and I don’t do presents and my brother and I don’t exchange either. If I want something I buy it so there is really nothing I want. Well, besides $$$