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I had sex of the anal variety for the first time last night. And it. was. awesome. I had a penis, in my butt and it felt soooo good.

So to anyone out there that have been considering performing this act here is the advice that I received from other Jezzies that I can now confirm is totally accurate. And to those who are butt experts, please chime in if I forget, overlook, or just get something plain wrong.

First, yeah, lube is important. I get wet, like really wet. But you should still use lube. It can’t hurt, but it’s absence will. Trust.

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Two, go slow. Like really slow. Everybody everywhere that spoke about anal said this and they are so right. Like, your body will not like it if you or your partner try to rush it. I was literally telling him to advance in millimeter increments. When he got a little too excited and tried to advance to quickly, I thought I was going to be sick, which leads me to the next point..

Listen to your body. I like pain. I get off on it, in healthy doses. But some pain is “bad” in that it is telling you that the activity you currently engaging in can cause serious damage and your body is telling you to stop. That was the pain I felt when he pushed too far too soon. To be explicit, (come on, this whole damn post is explicit) it felt like my sphincter was going to split. The pain was unbearable and I crawled away from him like a wounded animal. Once things calmed down, we tried again, going even slower.

Four, a vibe can be your best friend. A few weeks before, my guy and I went shopping for toys and I picked out this lovely item.

She helped immensely. It has dual motors, one in each “arm” that can be controlled independently. And it helped get me so turned on and excited that I barely noticed when he finally made it past my sphincter and fully entered. My whole body opened up and it was some of the best sex I’ve had in ages.

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And finally, enemas are not needed. Since we discussed trying anal before, I bought an enema to make sure I was clean and reduce any anxiety I would have about him playing in the area. But I didn’t get a chance to use it as the whole thing happened organically, without planning. There was no poop, and i can only assume it’s because I like fiber rich foods and am pretty regular. Can anyone else confirm or challenge this belief?

So I finally did something that I’ve been wanting to do for years and I wasn’t disappointed. It definitely won’t be something that we do everyday, but it will be something that we can try when we’re both in the mood.

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And on a related note, I have boyfriend now. To those of you that followed my Tinder Tales, I deleted that app, tried OKCupid, and found a guy that I can’t believe asked me to be his girlfriend on the 4th date. It’s new, exciting, and precious. I don’t talk about him often, but I trust you girls. I really like him =)