"Is this a pizza place?"

"No, this is not a pizza place. It's the library."

"Well, how do I know? I don't know you!"

"How many yanni cds do you have?"

"Is War and Peace considered a bible?

"What do you know about the 500 year old pirate?"

"Tell me about Shiloh."

"How many Hebrew dictionaries are there?"

"What does Erin Brockovich mean to you?"

then she just starts laughing and states that she wants a book by a "nordic pervert"