So maybe I shouldn't have read the scary stories post before bed, because this was my dream:

I put two Thin Mints in the office vending machine, instead of quarters, and when they came back in the coin return, their outer chocolate coating was gone. And then the machine dispensed...

...A REGULAR PEPSI INSTEAD OF DIET

<cue the Psycho shower scene stabbing music>

I can't imagine the unholy terrors today's post will bring me tonight. I may never sleep again.

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