I’m watching Babe. My God, how is my whole generation not all vegetarian?

Quoth the duck: “Christmas is carnage! Christmas is carnage!”

Then they cook a duck for Christmas. “Who’s that?” “That’s Roxanna.” (As we watch them crack the wing off a crispy Christmas dinner)

Not to mention, we saw the mom dog watch all her puppies get given away. I guess it’s one of those movies you shouldn’t watch when you’re older.