http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/201304…

I try not to get too wrapped up in the past, but I've definitely got a few sacred cows that had best not be fucked with. Kool-Aid Man smashes through massive bricks walls and bellows "Oh Yeah!" Period, the end. What he is NOT is "a celebrity trying to show he's just a normal guy," fuck you very much.

Oh, the glory days.