It's Godswrath raining and I need to go to the store to get groceries and I have my period and I don't feel like showering and I'm still afflicted with The Gurg. Guhhhhhhhhhh

ETA: KINJA WHY U EAT ALL MY COMMENTERS??? BAD KINJA. SPIT THEM OUT. OR ELSE I WON'T TAKE YOU ON RENDING FIELD TRIPS ANYMORE.

ETA:ETA: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! THE FATES WERE KIND AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SLOG THROUGH TWO MILES OF A THIN, GREY, MISERABLE DRIZZLE. MY PANTS ARE WET. FUCK YOU RAIN. FUCK YOU IN AN IMPROBABLY ANATOMICAL ORIFICE.