1) It may be the beer, but this is song is jut making me all kinds of giggly right now:
2) YOU ARE ALL LOVELY
3) If anyone wants to take advantage me, now is the time.
4) Shit. Did I lock the back door?
5) Yes. Door locked. Unless you want to take advantage of me. In which case the key is under the mat.
6) Beer make pee. Next time, all drunken posting should be done upstairs where the bathroom is. Drunken up and down stairs is not smart.