1) It may be the beer, but this is song is jut making me all kinds of giggly right now:

2) YOU ARE ALL LOVELY

3) If anyone wants to take advantage me, now is the time.

4) Shit. Did I lock the back door?

UPDATE:

5) Yes. Door locked. Unless you want to take advantage of me. In which case the key is under the mat.

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6) Beer make pee. Next time, all drunken posting should be done upstairs where the bathroom is. Drunken up and down stairs is not smart.