I hate office gift exchanges. I hate playing the stupid White Elephant game. I feel like somebody is always a bad sport.

My company has shrunk so badly that we have 4 people, including the Owner/CEO. We just got an announcement that we will be having a Holiday lunch and Gift Exchange tomorrow. First, thanks for the notice? Second, we are doing an exchange with 4 people? At this size, I would think it is more appropriate for each person to bring in a small something for each coworker, or not at all if that is your thing.

Am I being a total fucking Grinch?