I had been waiting for a legitimate excuse to bring up my extreme dislike of Kristen Stewart (besides her dour face and crappy acting). She has delivered.

Oh I’m sorry, Kristen, are all the minorities who are asking to be treated with equal dignity boring you? Is that why you’re always standing around looking like the oldest, dingiest washrag hanging on the outhouse door?

FOH.

Sorry to anyone whose lady-boner might be ruined. If it helps, she’s been crap all along. I propose we give every role she auditions for henceforth to a woman of color.